ALSO.

I need to talk about Sherlock. DON'T THINK I WON'T. But I'm tired right now. But it is SO. AWESOME. If you haven't watched it, you need to. If you have, tell me in the comments how it is your favorite thing ever.

I'll write a full review soon. VERY. SOON.

But for you ladies (and gents!), a round of Marry, Cliff, Shag from Sherlock!

Marry, Cliff, Shag: Sherlock, John, Lestrade. GO!

Marry, Cliff, Shag -- The "Star Trek" Edition

Ok, you guys, I just saw Star Trek for the second time. Whatever, I'm a geek, this isn't exactly news. But goddamn is everyone hot in that movie! So, let's play another rousing edition of Marry, Cliff, Shag. All of these choices are, of course, the incarnations from the new movie. (If there's interest, we can, of course, do a round from the original series. Or The Next Generation. Seriously, this game. It just keeps on giving!) Aaaaaand...GO!

Round One: James T. Kirk, Montgomery "Scotty" Scott, Hikaru Sulu

Round Two: Spock, Leonard "Bones" McCoy, George Kirk (Jim's hot, self-sacrificing dad)

Round Three (For the straight gentlemen and any secret lesbian readers we may have. Also, welcome!): Uhura, her green roomate Gaila, James T. Kirk* (Whatever, everyone should get a shot at Kirk!)

*Clearly, not enough women in Star Trek. If you can't even have a respectable straight guy/lesbian round of Marry, Cliff, Shag, more female characters are needed. Get on that, JJ. You can do better.

Marry, Cliff, Shag -- Part Two

Well. This has been bracing, hasn't it? Since the comments on the last entry are still going and who reads comments on old entries (Um, besides me), I thought we'd have another round.

The lovely Sorcha hit us up with:

Challenge #1: The Three Musketeers (A. Dumas): Athos, Aramis and Porthos (We are ignoring D'Artagnan here b/c he's annoying to me) [Bea: Mame, didn't you have A Thing for this movie when we were teenagers?]

Challenge #2: Gilmore Girls Young Dudes Who Want In Rory's Knickers: Dean, Jess and Logan. (I feel a throw down coming on with Bea here!) [Bea: You're so right! Ugh, Jess.]

I took on Challenge #2 and answered thusly: Cliff: Oh, I'm gonna cliff the SHIT out of Logan. God, I HATED him. Arrogant, preppy, smug, rich little bastard. With stupid hair. HAAAAAAATE.

Shag: It's fine, I'd toss Jess a shag. You know, if he could find time for it in between brooding, whinging and reading fucking Kerouac.

Marry: Well, duh. Dean. You totally marry Dean. He's ADORABLE with those dimples. And have you SEEN that guy lately? Yeah. Good stuff.

Sorcha, my dear, I offer you this challege:

Challenge # 3: Geeky Men Of A Certain Age Who Fight Crime: Gil Grissom (C.S.I: Original Recipe), Jason Gideon (Criminal Miiiinds) and Keith Mars (Veronica Mars)

Challenge #4: For my dear EGT: Men of The West Wing: Josh Lyman, Sam Seaborn and Charlie Young

Anyone else who wants to play, join in! It's a great time!

Marry, Cliff, Shag -- Round One

You know what game I love? Marry, Cliff, Shag. Everyone should play this game. It is EXCELLENT for road trips, long lines at the grocery store (Hey, play it with people in line around you. Guaranteed good times!) and being stuck at the airport. For those who have never played (I'm so sad for you!), here are the rules: Of the three choices given, you must choose to marry one, shag one and toss the other off a cliff. Simple, easy, HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT.

So, let's play! Let's get some Marry, Cliff, Shag up in this bitch! I'll call out a few regular blog readers with choices, but if you challenge me (Or Mame!) in the comments, we shall challenge back! You can use celebrities, fictional characters, politicians, historical figures, whatever you like! If it would be more fun, feel free to explain your reasoning. I once won a particularly memorable round with Mame and her husband Beau when I chose to shag Tucker Carlson, cliff Newt Gingrich and marry Bill O'Reilly so that I could make every day of his life a living hell. Now THAT was a good game!

Here we go:

Mame -- Marry, Cliff, Shag: John Travola, Leland Chapman, Paul Rudd

Two of Hearts -- Marry, Cliff, Shag: All V.C. Andrews "heroes:" Christopher from Flowers in the Attic, Jimmy from Dawn, Arden from My Sweet Audrina

Sorcha -- Marry, Cliff, Shag: Hugh Jackman, Ryan Reynolds, James Marsden (It's the all X-Men round!)

EGT -- Marry, Cliff, Shag: the Top Gear boys: Richard Hammond, Jeremy Clarkson, James May (With current hair, as that may influence your decision)

Anyone and everyone who wants to play, take it to the comments!