- Robert Downey Jr. Neither I nor EGT understand Tumblr, but that site makes me laugh. A lot. Mame and I are eagerly anticipating Due Date. During my studies of Downey's career, I've found this to be a very useful resource. For each film of his they ask "Dies/Gay/Villain?" My favorite answer is for Sherlock Holmes: "No/Vaguely/No." HA!
- Dr. Spencer Reid. He may be fictional, but he still the prettiest.
- Benedict Cumberbatch. Yes. I still think his name sounds like a gay porn star. Or, as the Nerdist dude pointed out, like a teacher from Hogwarts. But he's super hot. And he has a damn fine coat. And a sexy voice. So...SOLD. Also, he may not be human but I'm not letting that get in my way.
- Michael Sheen. He's adorable and sometimes makes good movies: The Queen, Frost/Nixon, and The Damned United. And not-so-good movies: Twilight: New Moon, Underworld: Rise of the Lycans, and Tron: Legacy. (Damn you, Michael. Now I have to see that piece of shit. But the Daft Punk soundtrack does make me feel a bit better about the whole thing.) Also, why all the colons, Michael? And he surprise!presented at the Oscars, thrilling me (and EGT) beyond belief. That was a pretty bad day for me, so I choose to think it was a special gift from him. Shhhhh...don't try to reason with me. He's a really, really good actor and also does music videos. I like that in a celebrity boyfriend.
- Terrance Zdunich. Seriously. Have you not seen Repo! The Genetic Opera yet? Get on that, will you? (If you don't like camp and gore, you'll hate it. Luckily, I love both.) This dude emailed me. Because I ordered a comic book from his website. The fit I threw could not be documented. Lucky Sorsha was there to witness it! I'm a challenging friend. (P.S. The comic was really good! I haven't gotten around to ordering the rest of the series, but I did like it. Despite the fucking cockroaches.)
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Bad Day Rehab: Celebrity Boyfriends
Hmmm...rough day at work today, babies. Well. Let's be honest, it's been a rough MONTH at work, babies. I try not to talk about my job on my blog because I don't want to get FIRED or otherwise compromised. But I don't think the little fact that it's been a suck-ass month will be too problematical. But whatev, let's talk about something that will cheer me up: my ever-revolving parade of celebrity boyfriends. I know, Gentle Readers, that you sometimes wake up in the middle of the night and gasp, "WHO IS IN BEA'S TOP 5 LIST OF CELEBRITY BOYFRIENDS THIS WEEK!?!?!?" Well, in the interests of everyone getting a proper night's rest, I'll tell you. I'm a humanitarian.
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I still don't quite understand *why* Benedict Cumberbatch is so hot, but he is so hot that sometimes I spontaneously just say, "Benedict Cumberbatch is so hot," when I don't even mean to say it, like, in meetings and stuff like that.
Also, Michael Sheen can't make a movie that doesn't have a weird punctuation mark in it. What does he care? He's too busy counting his money. (I love you, Michael Sheen! Call me! We'll get a green Jaguar together!)
Sorry you're having a bad month. You know what happens next-month-not-really-next-month-and-one-week-from-now?
Bea, judging would be wrong coming from me. You know my dark secrets concerning crushes!
1) JGL- just perfect for me and he will know it someday.
2) Eminem- mysoginistic bad boy rapper back from doucheland.
3) Will Schuster from GLEE- do I need to explain this one? Really?
4) Michelle Rodriguez- replaced Angelina. More psycho, less kids.
5) Dr. Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory- this is the opposite of a bad boy crush. THIS is a nerdy boy crush!
Explainations attached on my blog.:>)
I'm hoping to find Cumberbatch hot after "Sherlock Holmes" on Masterpiece next month.
@EGT: I DO know what happens next month! I COME VISIT YOU. :DDD
Benedict Cumberbatch's appeal is mysterious. I suspect magic.
Aw, Michael Sheen and his jaguar. A green one. I love that he knows about as much about cars as I do!
@Sorsha: I can't wait to discuss Sherlock with you!
Mmmm...JGL...
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