Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Bad Day Rehab: Celebrity Boyfriends

Hmmm...rough day at work today, babies. Well. Let's be honest, it's been a rough MONTH at work, babies. I try not to talk about my job on my blog because I don't want to get FIRED or otherwise compromised. But I don't think the little fact that it's been a suck-ass month will be too problematical. But whatev, let's talk about something that will cheer me up: my ever-revolving parade of celebrity boyfriends. I know, Gentle Readers, that you sometimes wake up in the middle of the night and gasp, "WHO IS IN BEA'S TOP 5 LIST OF CELEBRITY BOYFRIENDS THIS WEEK!?!?!?" Well, in the interests of everyone getting a proper night's rest, I'll tell you. I'm a humanitarian.

  1. Robert Downey Jr. Neither I nor EGT understand Tumblr, but that site makes me laugh. A lot. Mame and I are eagerly anticipating Due Date. During my studies of Downey's career, I've found this to be a very useful resource. For each film of his they ask "Dies/Gay/Villain?" My favorite answer is for Sherlock Holmes: "No/Vaguely/No." HA!
  2. Dr. Spencer Reid. He may be fictional, but he still the prettiest.
  3. Benedict Cumberbatch. Yes. I still think his name sounds like a gay porn star. Or, as the Nerdist dude pointed out, like a teacher from Hogwarts. But he's super hot. And he has a damn fine coat. And a sexy voice. So...SOLD. Also, he may not be human but I'm not letting that get in my way.
  4. Michael Sheen. He's adorable and sometimes makes good movies: The Queen, Frost/Nixon, and The Damned United. And not-so-good movies: Twilight: New Moon, Underworld: Rise of the Lycans, and Tron: Legacy. (Damn you, Michael. Now I have to see that piece of shit. But the Daft Punk soundtrack does make me feel a bit better about the whole thing.) Also, why all the colons, Michael? And he surprise!presented at the Oscars, thrilling me (and EGT) beyond belief. That was a pretty bad day for me, so I choose to think it was a special gift from him. Shhhhh...don't try to reason with me. He's a really, really good actor and also does music videos. I like that in a celebrity boyfriend.
  5. Terrance Zdunich. Seriously. Have you not seen Repo! The Genetic Opera yet? Get on that, will you? (If you don't like camp and gore, you'll hate it. Luckily, I love both.) This dude emailed me. Because I ordered a comic book from his website. The fit I threw could not be documented. Lucky Sorsha was there to witness it! I'm a challenging friend. (P.S. The comic was really good! I haven't gotten around to ordering the rest of the series, but I did like it. Despite the fucking cockroaches.)
Well. That was fun, wasn't it? Tell me about YOUR celebrity boyfriends/girlfriends! There's no shame (or dignity!) here.


EGT said...

I still don't quite understand *why* Benedict Cumberbatch is so hot, but he is so hot that sometimes I spontaneously just say, "Benedict Cumberbatch is so hot," when I don't even mean to say it, like, in meetings and stuff like that.

Also, Michael Sheen can't make a movie that doesn't have a weird punctuation mark in it. What does he care? He's too busy counting his money. (I love you, Michael Sheen! Call me! We'll get a green Jaguar together!)

Sorry you're having a bad month. You know what happens next-month-not-really-next-month-and-one-week-from-now?

Sorsha Ni said...

Bea, judging would be wrong coming from me. You know my dark secrets concerning crushes!

1) JGL- just perfect for me and he will know it someday.
2) Eminem- mysoginistic bad boy rapper back from doucheland.
3) Will Schuster from GLEE- do I need to explain this one? Really?
4) Michelle Rodriguez- replaced Angelina. More psycho, less kids.
5) Dr. Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory- this is the opposite of a bad boy crush. THIS is a nerdy boy crush!

Explainations attached on my blog.:>)

I'm hoping to find Cumberbatch hot after "Sherlock Holmes" on Masterpiece next month.

Bea said...

@EGT: I DO know what happens next month! I COME VISIT YOU. :DDD

Benedict Cumberbatch's appeal is mysterious. I suspect magic.

Aw, Michael Sheen and his jaguar. A green one. I love that he knows about as much about cars as I do!

@Sorsha: I can't wait to discuss Sherlock with you!