Monday, November 17, 2008

A Brief Note to the Writers of "Heroes..."

Oh, you guys. Your show is so stupid! But hey, give me scenes of Kristen Bell and Zachary Quinto yelling and throwing lightning at each other any old time, okay? Also, if said lightning could blow their clothes off and then they breathe on each other a lot? That's fine too!

No, that really happened. I couldn't make ridiculous shit up like that. I am not a writer for Heroes. But that's why I still watch! Hahahahaha. Oh, Heroes. I could never hate you, hoagie.

P.S. There was also a girl chained to a wall. CHAINED. TO. A. WALL. WHAT? On network television people! Girls in chains! HAHAHAHAHA!


EGT said...

Girl in chains *panting* next to naked man.

dan mac said...

Wait, Kristen Bell's clothes got blown off and I missed it? Damn it! One of the many things I hate about Heroes is hating it to the point where I can't even tolerate it for Bell, and then I miss her being awesome and/or under-dressed. Which just makes me hate it more, in a never ending feedback loop.

"Lady" Bea said...

Alas, Dan. The clothes being blown off were Sylar's. Sorry, should have been more clear. Elle was the one chained to the wall.

I still enjoy the show, mainly for its stupidity. Heh.

dan mac said...

So after I read this I went to hulu and had the episode on in a minimized window behind the work I was kind of doing. Heroes is just the same muted, incidentally. And yeah, I was cursing your name (kidding) once it became clear I'd only be getting an eyeful of Sylar.

Anyway, check this out: in a recent interview Tim Kring called Heroes viewers saps and dipshits.

"Lady" Bea said...

I know! I heard about that! What the fuck is up with that Tim Kring guy? Ugh. He doesn't deserve that very excellent cast that he has to work with, seriously.

And curse away! You don't know my real name! Bwa ha ha ha! ;)

Volstaag said...

I can't keep track of who's a "good guy" or "bad guy". so I don't watch. I'll just wait till the season ends and get the whole thing on netflix to watch it all in one swell foop.