Tuesday, June 10, 2008

...And Knowing is Half the Battle...

I went and saw The Strangers this weekend. It's FUCKING TERRIFYING. I'll write a review later, but first a Public Service Announcement:

The Strangers is NOT recommended for:

  1. Pregnant women
  2. Children
  3. Teenagers
  4. Mame
  5. EGT
  6. Andie
  7. Anyone who knows anyone who likes masks.
  8. People who live alone.
  9. People who don't have cell phones.
  10. People who loved Scott Speedman as Ben on Felicity and want to see this movie in the hopes that it's a romantic comedy and he will take his shirt off
  11. It's not. And he won't.
  12. People with heart and/or bladder conditions.
  13. People who will laugh at other people for screaming, covering their eyes and spilling their popcorn.
  14. Shut up, Brianna.
I think that about covers it!

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