CHARACTERS: Bea, Mame, Jensen Ackles (Ha.)
SCENE: The local Target, the DVD aisle
TIME: Today, around 5:30 pm
Bea: [dials cell phone]
Mame: Hey! What's up?
Bea: I need you to possibly talk me out of something.
Mame: Ok. Go.
Bea: I'm standing here in Target and I have the fourth season of Smallville in my hand and I need you to tell me whether or not to buy it.
Mame. No.
Bea: But...
Mame: No.
Bea: But Jensen Ackles is in it and --
Mame: NO.
Bea: But he's really cute and he's goes evil and --
Mame: NO.
Bea: But it's only $19.99!
Mame: Save your money for the third season of The Office. At least you LIKE that show.
Bea: [pause.] This is a bad purchase, isn't it?
Mame: Yes.
Bea: I won't be able to live with myself if I buy this DVD set, will I?
Mame: No.
Bea: And you won't be able to live with me either.
Mame: No. No, I won't.
Bea: And I can get it from Netflix, can't I?
Mame: Well, I'm not going to tell you to, but you can. But I don't recommend it. You hate Smallville.
Bea: [places DVD set gingerly back on shelf. looks around to see if anyone is watching. a TARGET TEAM MEMBER is looking at her with amusement and a flicker of understanding. and possibly pity.] Whew! The insanity has passed! That was close. You're a good friend.
Mame: That I am, friend. That I am.
Bea: Thank you! [closes cell phone.]
Mame: [closes cell phone. stares at closed phone and shakes her head.]
[exeunt.]
Monday, September 17, 2007
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