Sunday, August 3, 2008

Steps: 5, Bea: 0

Yeah, so, I fell down the steps again today. No, I didn't really hurt myself this time, just wrenched my shoulder and back. And earned the mockery of my friends and family.

Both EGT and my mother compared me to Bella Swan, the clumsy "heroine" of the Twilight series. Gee, "thanks."

Thus far, my clumsiness has NOT earned me a hot, undead boyfriend, so THERE. Wait a minute...


EGT said...

Maybe someday you'll become a vampire. Then you'll be graceful. But until that day, you're stuck.

"Lady" Bea said...

Heh. Watch, I'd be the only clumsy vampire. I would starve to death because I couldn't sneak up on any prey!