Thursday, December 20, 2007

A Brief Snippet of A Phone Conversation Betwixt Mame and Bea

Mame: ...blah blah blah Kurt Cobain...

Bea: What? From Growing Pains? Why are you talking about him? Have you been watching his scary televangelist show again? 'Cause I've told you...

Mame: BEA. I SAID, "KURT COBAIN." FROM NIRVANA. AS IN, "SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT." ARE YOU HIGH?

Bea: ...no? I don't know what's wrong with me! My brain just jumped right to Kirk Cameron!

Mame: The first name isn't even the same!

Bea: Yeah...I...don't know.

Mame: [judgmental sigh]

Clearly, I'm an idiot.

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