Thursday, December 18, 2008

There's A Lot Of SMASH Going Around Today...

Are you fucking kidding me with this? SERIOUSLY? This actually had me so angry that I was almost in tears reading that article. TEARS OF RAGE. If you didn't click on the article, the United States refused to sign a U.N. declaration asking to decriminalize homosexuality. REFUSED TO SIGN IT. The motion was to DECRIMINALIZE it, not make it communicable. UGH. And of course, we're the only western nation that didn't sign it. I am very sorry, Rest of the World. I'm sorry we're such assholes. Most of us are hoping that things will improve in about 32 days and that our dickishness will decrease at least 67%. I live in hope...

Hey kids! Want a racist or anti-Semitic birthday cake? Go to Walmart! I'm so proud to be from New Jersey AND a Shop Rite shopper. Heheheh. I have to give Mame credit for linking me to that one. She was on that shit before everyone else went crazy over it. Also, read the comments on just about ANY article on the subject and have fun watching people misunderstand the First Amendment. Apparently, birthday cake is a Constitutionally-protected right! In that case, I DEMAND vanilla cake, buttercream icing and edible glitter! And I want it decorated with a picture of Gerard Way's face. And those sparkler candles.

I'M STILL WAITING FOR MY CAKE.

4 comments:

Auntie Mame said...

The only way you are getting that cake is if I can smash it into Gerard Way's face with the sparkly candles lit.
When he starts to cry "Why" (in my mind like Nancy Keregan once did) I'll say, "Because you make music that makes my friend become annoying and I have to listen to her go on and on about it because it's the oath I've taken."

"Lady" Bea said...

I think that would be ok.

Volstaag said...

I have to wonder, Why is the U.N. wasting it's time with such a trivial matter as decriminalizing homosexuality? Surely with all the horrible things going on around the world they could find more productive ways to spend their time. Politicians are assholes. That's a given. The majority of the population doesn't give a rats ass what a persons sexual orientation is.

"Lady" Bea said...

I don't think it's a trivial matter at all.