Sunday, December 14, 2008

Gifts that Mean "I Know Nothing About You"

I wrote this awhile ago, but for some reason, never published it. I just found it and chuckled. Enjoy.

5. The generic, strange print sweater in XL.

4. A tin of popcorn - usually in three different flavors and available at most 24-hour drug stores and gas stations.

3. A faux book of Lifesavers - because you can never have enough! Oh look, it's shaped like a book so I can store it on a shelf! haHA.

2. A gift card to Blockbuster - for like $5 or $10. When a typical rental is about $12.

1. A Shirly Temple VHS tape -Again, available at most 24-hour drug stores or gas stations.

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