Thursday, July 26, 2007

50 Questions About Bea...or, why I should probably spend more time actually teaching rather than doing these surveys.

1) What's their name? She goes by "Bea" as in Bea Arthur (who won the Tony TWICE for her portrayal of Vera in Auntie Mame) and Much Ado About Nothing (her fav. Shakespeare play), and Beazus, Ramona's sister.

2) Does he or she have a boyfriend/girlfriend? She's too hot for just one person to hold her down.

3) How old is the person? Let's just say that she's too old for her obsession with the Princess Diary books.

4) Has he/she ever cooked for you? No, but we've gone out to eat about a million times. Doesn't that count for something?

5)Is this person older than you? Eight months older than I

6) When was the last time you talked to this person? Well, I got a text from her about thirty minutes ago, does that count? If not, last night.

7) When was the last time you thought about them? Every minute of every day.

8) Are you related to this person?No, if we were we couldn't get married when we get old and one of us needs insurance.

9) Do you have pictures of this person on your myspace? Yepper

10) Do you think they will repost this? She f'ing better!

11) Could you live with this person?Absolutely. Again, see number nine.

12) Why is this person your BFF? She's my other half and because we've been friends for (OMG) fourteen years and she could seriously blackmail the heck out of me.

13) Have you seen this person cry? Yeah, but not often. I think the last time was at the movie Brokedown Palace. Wait, it was...over Dip. And not the Velveeta kind either.

14) Have you ever been to the mall with this person? About eighty eight billion times. Not to mention the fact that she worked at the mall and I would go in just to bother her.

15) Have you ever had a sleepover with this person? yup jammies, ice cream, and all

16) If you ever moved away would you miss this person? I did, and I do. I'm currently saving up to buy her the house next to mine, but she isn't going for it.

17) Have you ever given this person something? yep - thank God for antibiotics...hahaha, just kidding. I just sent her my favorite book about three days ago. Not to mention I give her my attention and all my time.

18) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person? stupid yes - illegal, maybe...does not pulling over for a fire truck count as illegal? Even if it's because you don't realize that the dang thing is right behind you?

19) Do you know everything about this person? EV.ERR.EEEE.THING.

20) Does this person have you listed as their BFF? I'm not sure what you mean as listed, but if you mean listed in her big book of secrets as your BFF, then yes.

21) Have you and your BFF fought before? Yeah, we went for about three years without talking and I got married and she was in a bad relationship, see what happens when we don't have each other???

22) Is your BFF on drugs? She might have an addiction to Tylenol PM.

23) Have you and your top person kissed? Ew, no. We're not the 'touchy feely' type.

24) Has this person ever seen you dance? Homecoming baby!!

25) Have you ever heard this person sing? Loudly and to Air Supply and Journey.

26) Do you and this person have a saying? SOOOOOOO many!! And more come almost every week (Thank you, Flight of the Concords!)

27) Do you know this persons myspace password?No, but I used to know her hotmail password.

28) Do you know this person's siblings? She has a brotherwhodoestwantustotalkabouthimonourblog- he was my home ec partner.

29) Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight that lasted? Three f'ing years! And the world almost ended!!

30) Does this person have a dog? Nope, used to though. And that dog HATED ME.

31) Have you and this person went clubbing? No, but we've gone to the bookstore together and had just as much fun without all the STDs.

32) Do you know how to make this person feel happy? Yes, it involves chocolate and renting a certain MST3K movie.

33) Do you and this person talk a lot? hahahaha.....I talk to her probably more than I talk to my husband.

34) Have you licked this person? Um, probably?

35) Has this person yelled at you?Yes.

36) Have you and this person got into a fist fight? it wasn't a fist fight...more like a bitch fight

37) Do you like this person? Nah, I love her dearly

38) What would their name be if s/he married their favorite star? Although this changes frequently, (ask her about the Tarantino trip of '98) currently she would be Mrs. Jensen Ackles

39) Where was the last restaurant or fast food place you ate out at together? Dynasty restaurant baby!!

40) If your BFF were a vehicle, what would they be? A Volkswagen bus

41) What was the last argument you had? Probably me saying something overly mean and Bea snapping at me to CALM DOWN.

42) What do you want to be different in your BFF's life by this time next year? I her to live a lot closer :-(

43) What is your favorite thing about your BFF? Aw, that would take a lot more than one blog to explain!

44) What is probably under your BFF's bed? Other than old Us Weekly's, books, the boogie man. You know, the norm.

45)What CD is in their car stereo right now? Soon to be the best mix CD ever

46)If they could be any animal, what would they be? An owl. Owls are smart like the one in Winnie the Pooh, so she'd be owl.

47) What was the longest you've ever gone without talking? I guess about two years. Our friendship is like a butterfly, we had to let it go to see if it would come screeching back and it totally did!! We're meant to be!!

48) Describe your BFF in one word: grounded

49) If your BFF won $10,000 today, what would they spend it on? Books and plane tickets to see all her friends across the country/world

50) Watch the movie or read the book? Oh duh.

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